Build Your Perfect Pizza Order and We'll Guess Which Part of the US You're From!

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Zoe Samuel

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

Not all pizzas are the same! Some pizzas have sloppy, wet mountains of cheese; others have a crispy crust and a thin layer of feta. No matter what kind of pizza you prefer, we are sure your pie-loving preferences will give away the part of the United States you are from! Pizzas, like accents, have a regional flare that never really leave us. They are attached somewhere inside like toppings baked in a calzone. 

If you are enough of a pizza lover to take a pizza quiz, you are prepared for a real treat. Our quiz will let you pretend to stand in the kitchen of your very own pizzeria. While you're there, you will tell us everything you love about pizzas. You'll get to choose your toppings, your cheese, your crust, and the way you eat it. You'll get to do everything except deliver it to yourself and give yourself a tip! 

You don't need to sign up for an order tracker for this pizza quiz. We just want to take a stab at where you're from using your pizza preferences as our guide. If you think we're up to the 30-minute challenge, preheat the oven and let's get a slice!


How thick do you like the crust?

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How thick do you like the cheese?

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How salty should it be?

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Do you ever order white pizza?

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Where do you eat your pizza?

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Do you use cutlery?

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What crockery do you use?

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Do you like a brand everyone has heard of?

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Do you like a controversial pizza?

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Does it bother you if you don't know what is in it?

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Is it gluten free?

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Is the crust stuffed?

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How big is the pizza?

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If you spilled it on you, how ruined would your shirt be?

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How hot should it be, spice-wise?

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Should it require careful two-handed eating?

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What drink will you have with it?

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Who are you eating with?

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How long does it take you to eat it?

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Did you see it being made?

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Could you get a pizza like it anywhere but home?

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How many napkins do you need?

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How many calories are in it?

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Is there anything green on it?

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Where do the ingredients come from?

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What is the fat content like?

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Will you recycle the packaging?

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How often do you eat pizza?

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Do you have the same every time?

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Do people from other places find your choice confusing?

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