Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess How Old You Are

Ian Fortey

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About This Quiz

You know how sometimes people talk about how their tastes have matured over the years? Maybe they've developed a more discerning palette and are able to discuss things like texture and umami and flavor profiles when they eat food?  That's what happens when you spend a long time enjoying dinners and snacks and breakfasts over the course of your life. You become some kind of food expert.

Knowing how your tastes can mature, would you believe that we can tell how mature you are? It's true. All you need to do is really dig into that Taco Bell menu. Tell us your thoughts on Mexican Pizza versus a Shredded Chicken Mini Quesadilla. Express your opinions on a Nacho Cheese Dorito Locos Taco or a big order of Cinnabon Delights and we'll tap into our incredible age-predicting taco algorithms to figure out just how old you are right at this very moment. Impossible you say? Utterly unbelievable? Totally not reasonable? Well, all you have to do is take the quiz and see. Fire up your taco-cravings, choose the tastiest options and we'll make our best guess at how old you are!

Some people might say that the sauce makes the taco. What sauce brings out the flavor if your meal?

If you could only eat one thing from Taco Bell ever again, what would it?

A taco isn't a taco without some veggies on it. Which veggie is indispensable on a taco?

Taco Bell is known for its crazy menu innovations. Which one are you most likely to try?

You need the right protein for a delicious taco. What would you choose?

There are a lot of extras available to take your taco to the next level. What are you adding to yours?

You can't have a proper meal without dessert. What's your sweet tooth craving?

Sometimes you're just not in the mood to hold a taco and you need a bowl. What bowl full of goodness do you want?

You need the right kind of shell to make the meal. What's the best way to wrap up your taco?

You need the heat sometimes, right? What's the right kind of hot sauce for you?

Not everything on the Taco Bell menu comes folded up. What special item sounds tastiest?

If a taco isn't big enough to hit the spot, what serious menu item are you ordering?

You can have a plain burrito anytime, or you can add a bit of style to it. Which style of burrito sounds best?

Some of Taco Bell's menu just seems destined to be messy. Which messy sounding item would you still try out?

Taco Bell has had some epic junk food partnerships in the past. Which one would you indulge in?

All these tacos have to be making you thirsty. What are you having to drink?

Taco Bell likes to double down on ingredients sometimes. Which double-wrapped menu items sounds best?

A burrito would definitely hit the spot. Which burrito is the best of the best?

Quesadillas are pretty delicious, but you need to make it the right way. What's your filling of choice?

You know what's good on the side of tacos? Nachos! What do you dip your nachos in?

If you're going vegetarian, what is the best option on the Taco Bell vegetarian menu?

Taco Bell isn't offering the full spread of taco goodness. What type of tacos should they be selling?

Not every taco shell is bland looking. Which colorful taco shell caught your eye?

You could eat Taco Bell anytime but what's the best time of day for a taco fix?

Suppose Taco Bell is closed for renovations and now you have to go somewhere else. What restaurant are you hitting up?

Do you like breakfast? What's the ultimate Taco Bell breakfast item?

Not that it's a competition or anything, but how many soft tacos can you eat in one sitting?

If you only have a few bucks in change, Taco Bell still has you covered. What's your choice off their dollar menu?

Sometimes you just crave cheese. Which cheesy item is the best?

If you have a big crowd over, you need a party pack. Which pack parties the most?

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