Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess Your Birth Month

Ian Fortey

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About This Quiz

According to astrology, you can learn about yourself, your life and your future based on the movements of celestial objects today and at the time of your birth. The alignment of the planets holds influence over your fate and the kind of person you are.  Your astrological sign can give a broad idea of your personality and who you are as a person.  Pretty intense, right? But the real question is, do you believe the same information can be gleaned from your Taco Bell preferences?  

If we were to engage in what one might call Tacostrology, could we deconstruct the information we've learned about you and figure out what you were born? Is it even possible that we could accurately say you were born in February because you like soft tacos? Or July because of your thoughts on pico de gallo? There's one way to find out! The planets have aligned with the Crunchwrap Supremes, and the Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco is in retrograde! Take the quiz, let us know your taco hopes and dreams and we'll tell you what month you were born in, it's as simple as that.

There's so much to choose from at Taco Bell but if you had to pick just one favorite, what would it be?

You can't order much without some kind of protein inside, right? What kind of protein makes the meal for you?

Cheese makes everything in the world better. What kind of cheese do you like on a taco?

If you're in the mood for chicken, Taco Bell can help you out. What's your chicken favorite?

Maybe steak is your meat of choice. What's the ultimate steak treat at Taco Bell?

Sometimes a taco isn't quite big enough and you need a chalupa. What's the ultimate chalupa?

A taco isn't a taco without the right kind of sauce. What sauce is key to making a delicious taco?

There are some tasty side dishes available at Taco Bell. Which one do you want?

Are you a nacho fan? Then you know you need a tasty dip for them. Which dip do you love?

You don't need to wrap or fold everything at Taco Bell. Which of these specialty items is calling your name?

There's a wide variety of tacos you can choose from. Which one is your favorite?

Maybe a taco won't cut it and you need a burrito. Which burrito is best?

When you need a dessert, you can find a few sweet options. Which one sounds right to you?

You're going to get awfully parched eating those tacos. Order a drink!

If you're on a budget, you should hit up the Dollar Cravings menu. Which of these would you choose?

In order to craft the perfect taco, you need the right veggies. What veggie is a must-have item?

A normal taco is good, but a colorful taco takes it to the next level. Which jazzed-up taco is what you crave?

Taco Bell sauce packets are half the fun of eating a taco. Which sauce is the best sauce?

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. What would you have?

A quesadilla is a nearly perfect food when you think about it. What do you like inside yours?

When meat isn't your thing but you still want something filling, beans are the answer. Which bean is best?

It's important to choose the right name for a menu item, but sometimes Taco Bell leaves you hanging. Which of these vaguely named items sounds best?

Do you need to bring the heat? What spicy option sounds delicious?

Which one of these cheese-filled snacks is the best of the lot?

Why settle for one tortilla when you can get two in the same item? Which double item is best?

If you need a vegetarian option, Taco Bell has you covered. What's the best meat-free choice?

Not every Taco Bell item is a winner. Which discontinued menu item is better forgotten?

If the whole crew is coming over, then you need a Party Pack. Which pack would you pick for your party?

Taco Bell knows how to prepare a potato. What potato dish is best?

Taco Bell has created some epic junk food mashups. Which one is the best one?

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