Are You Going to Heaven or Hell?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Are You Going to Heaven or Hell?
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About This Quiz

The whole Heaven or Hell this is a tough one. Not just for you and the people you know, but for people since the beginning of time. In theory, all of us want to be good and wind up in Heaven, but sometimes it is, oh, so boring to be good all the time. But then again, do you really want to go to Hell? I think not. That really sounds like a bad scene.

We know that you probably spend a lot of time worrying about where you're going to end up, or if you don't, then you're just assuming that Heaven and Hell don't exist. But what if it does? Boy, would your face be red then. And not just from embarrassment. It is really hot in Hell if you didn't know.

We have devised a quiz that will let you know if you will be walking through the gates of Heaven, or dragged down into the pit of Hell. Hey, we know that sounds dramatic, but this is an eternity we are talking about! Oh, and one more thing, don't get too cocky if you are going to Heaven or too depressed if you're going to Hell, because you still have a lifetime to go!

Would you describe yourself as "nice"?
Obviously
Usually, I am.
Well...
Nope

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When was the last time you went to church?
Last week
Within the last year
It has been a long time.
I have never gone to church.

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How often do you swear?
I never swear
Not often
Quite a bit
I swore when I read this question.

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Do you hate anyone?
No, of course not
No, but it's close with a few people
I hate one person.
I hate many people.

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Would you say you are greedy?
No, I live a simple life.
I try not to be greedy.
Isn't everyone
Yes, that is the American way.

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Are you motivated to succeed?
Yes, very much so
I do my best.
Nah, I don't really care.
Succeed at what?

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Have you ever stolen anything?
No!
No, but I have thought about it.
Sure, a few times
I am actually on my way to steal something right now.

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Have you cheated on your significant other?
I would never!
No, but I get tempted.
Yes, I felt bad.
Yes, that is so fun!

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Do you get envious of others?
No, I have all that I need.
I try not to
Yes, I can't help it.
Yes. I have it so bad it is silly.

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How often do you lie?
Never
Very rarely
Well, I do sometimes
Quite often. It works out well for me.

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Do you manipulate people to get what you want?
No, why would I do that?
Well, everyone does a little
I do on occasion.
Yes, I get a kick out of doing that.

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Are you conceited?
No, I am quite humble actually.
I don't think so.
I can be.
Yes. I am awesome.

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Do you make fun of people a lot?
No, why would I do that?
Sometimes, I feel bad about it.
Well, it's funny to do that sometimes.
Yes! Oh man, I love doing that!

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Did you cheat on tests in school?
No, that is just cheating myself.
No, I was afraid I would get caught.
Sure, a few times
Yes, I did it all the time.

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Do you ever root for the bad guy in a movie?
No, that wold be odd.
Not that i have noticed
Well, sometimes.
Always!

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Do you ever pleasure yourself?
Good Heavens no!
Well, I try not to.
Well, yes, that is normal.
As much as possible

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Do you wash your hands after using public restrooms?
Obviously. Who wouldn't?
Almost always
If I remember
Never!

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There is one pizza slice left. Who gets it?
I don't need it.
I would only have it if no one else said they wanted it.
I would try to get it, but not be obvious.
I am getting that slice no matter what.

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A homeless person asks you for change, what do you do?
Give him a few dollars.
Give him some change.
I ignore him
Tell him to get a job.

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Do you give to charity?
As much as I can
I do sometimes
Umm, no.
Are you joking?

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Do you like to party?
I don't party at all.
Sure, I enjoy it.
I love it.
I live for it.

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Do you talk smack behind your coworkers backs?
No, I love my coworkers!
Well, I do a little
Everyone does that.
I love doing that! Those guys are so lame.

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Do you like dogs?
They're the best.
Sure, they are cool.
Not really
I can't stand them.

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How much do you tip?
30 percent or more
20 percent or more
15 percent
10 percent

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You just saw someone fall, what do you do?
Rush over to make sure they're OK
Wait and see if they get up, and if not, ask if they're OK
Walk on by
Yell "HaHa" really loudly

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Do you like kids!
I adore them.
Sure
I like them if they aren't mine.
Nope!

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Are you savage?
Am I what?
No
I can be
Totally

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Have you told someone you love them without meaning it?
No! How horrible.
No, that isn't cool.
I may have, but I felt bad.
Sure, that is how you get people to do what you want!

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You found a necklace that looks valuable. What do you do?
Turn it in to the police.​
Put an ad in lost and found to see if anyone claims it.
Hang on to it and see if anyone comes looking for it.
Pawn it immediately.

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How many alcoholic drinks do you have a week?
None
One to five
Six to 15
More than 15

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You Got: