Answer These Kinky Questions and We'll Guess What Animal Print You Are

Ian Fortey

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About This Quiz

It's kind of surprising how many patterns you have available if you're interested in such things, say for a new outfit or upholstery or even just on your wall. Do you like a tartan plaid? Some colorful polka dots? Gingham? There's so much to choose from. But when it comes to fun, is anything going ever to hope to top animal prints? Of course not. Animal prints are wild, literally.

When you need to show your wild side, is there any more appropriate way to do so than to use some animal print? And is there any more wild way to determine which one suits you best than by digging into your kinkier side? The answer is no, of course not. There's nothing wrong with having that kinky side. From mild to wild, if you're having fun and feeling good about yourself, then you are on the right track, and you should celebrate that.

So why not lock the door and dim the lights then dive right into our kinky quiz? Answer honestly about your likes and dislikes, your quirks and your kinks, and we'll match you up with the print that best signifies your nasty inner self.  We mean that in the nicest way possible.

How would you make the best use of some rope in the bedroom?

Someone proposes a game of strip poker. How do you respond?

Have you ever taken the opportunity to go skinny dipping?

If you catch your partner watching porn, how do you react?

What's the best way to make use of some whipped cream?

What's the most public place you've ever done something a little naughty?

What's your opinion on one-night stands?

If a stranger got ahold of your phone, would you be worried about any pictures they might find?

If your partner brings up role playing, how do you respond?

Sexting is pretty popular these days; have you ever dabbled in it?

Rumor has it there are dirty pictures and videos on the internet. Have you ever gone looking for such things?

What's your overall opinion on handcuffs?

If your partner started busting out the dirty talk, would you join in?

Have you ever gone to a sex store to buy any toys for yourself?

What's the most number of times you've actually had sex in a single day?

If we were to ask you about hot wax, what would you have to say?

Do you like someone to take control and be dominant in the bedroom?

How easy would it be for you to make a list of your fetishes?

What's the best room in the house for getting a little freaky?

Does hair pulling ever play a part in your sexy time fun?

Has anyone ever successfully picked you up with a line at a bar?

Has a third person ever managed to join in when you're having fun times?

You're supposed to get clean in the shower, but have you ever gotten dirty?

Everyone has different requirements for who they choose to get kinky with. Ever been with someone whose name you didn't know?

Have you ever found your way into some dirty pictures or videos?

Suppose the topic of spanking were to come up in the bedroom. How would you react?

Do you feel that humiliation has any place in the bedroom?

How do you kiss someone when you want them to know how you really feel about them?

Sometimes the mood strikes at inopportune times. Have you ever gotten sexy while other people were in the house?

If a partner brings up something you're not sure about, what do you tell them?

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