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About This Quiz
Fuzzy and ferocious, bears around the world have a lot in common, but they also have a lot of differences. Take the quiz to find out exactly what type of bear you are!
What do you think the phrase "don't poke the bear" means?
It means don't upset the apple cart.
If you're at Yellowstone, it means don't poke the bear!
It means leave grumpy people alone.
I've never heard that phrase.
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Does it surprise you to know that Koalas are not really bears?
That is surprising.
I think I read that somewhere.
That can't be true.
I don't get surprised by much.
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If you encountered a bear on a hike, what would you do?
I would pee my pants.
I would slowly back away.
I would yell at the bear.
I would call 9-1-1.
Which character from "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" are you?
Goldilocks.
Mama Bear.
Papa Bear.
Baby Bear.
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Have you ever seen a bear in the wild?
I've only seen bears at the zoo.
I've been bear hunting.
I have seen one in the wild.
I've only seen bears on television.
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What kind of bear would you make at a Build-a-Bear workshop?
Princess Bear.
Firefighter Bear.
Cheerleader Bear.
Nurse Bear.
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Did you have a teddy bear as a child?
I still have teddy bears.
I did have a favorite bear.
I have many stuffed animals.
I don't remember that far back.
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How would your coworkers describe your grooming habits?
They'd say I'm clean.
They'd say I'm unkempt.
They'd say I'm neat.
They'd say I'm shaggy.
Do you think you are aggressive?
I am slightly food aggressive.
If I need to be aggressive, I will.
I prefer not to be aggressive, but I will defend myself.
I am far too laid back to be aggressive.
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Are you a good fisher?
I can fish, but I'm not great at it.
I'm an expert fisher.
I can hold my own with a net.
I have never been fishing.
Are you a good swimmer?
I swim like a rock.
I'll swim if I must.
I'm a great swimmer.
I'm okay at swimming.
How do you feel about caviar?
Gross!
Yum!
Who would pay that kind of money for fish eggs?
It's a snobby food.
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Is the bear your favorite wild animal?
I prefer wild horses.
Bears are my thing.
I love big cats.
I am a huge fan of elephants.
Does a bear really go in the woods?
Of course!
I guess it depends on where the bear lives.
No, they use porta potties.
What do you mean by go in the woods?
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Are you easily angered?
I do have a lot of pet peeves.
I only get angry when necessary.
I am easy to provoke.
Not at all.
If you had a pet bear, what trick would you want it to do?
I'd want it to fetch me a beer.
I'd want it to juggle.
I'd want it to ride a unicycle.
I'd want it to scare my neighbors on command.
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