What Is Your Military Nickname?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What Is Your Military Nickname?
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About This Quiz

What could possibly be a more important thing to do in your life than serve in the military? You are not only helping your country, but you are learning respect, discipline, and pushing yourself to your limits. Not only that but you are upholding important traditions, ones that have last for centuries. No, we are not talking about traditions in the heroic sense, what we're talking about the tradition of getting a nickname.

When it comes to the military, nicknames are where it's at! If you have served in the military and don't have a good nickname, then you haven't served at all. Now we're not saying you are going to have a totally killer nickname like Chaos, The Fighting Bishop, Old Blood and Guts, or the Black Swallow of Death, but to know that you have left your mark in the military, then there has to be something that people call you.  So whether you have served in the military, are planning to, or are just sitting on your couch eating Cool Ranch Doritos, you know that you have enough style to have gotten a darn good military nickname. But what would it be? Take this quiz to find out.


How reliable are you?
Pretty reliable.
About average.
Not so much.
Very reliable.

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If you saw someone being mugged, what would you do?
I'd figure out a way to help.
I'd call the cops!
I'd hurl myself into the fray.
I'd tell the muggers to stop forcefully.

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Have you ever forgotten to pick someone up that was waiting on you for a ride?
I don't think so.
Maybe once.
More than once.
Never.

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Are you good at fixing things?
I'm extremely handy.
I'm not really good at fixing things.
I am awful at it.
I am pretty good.

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How brave are you?
It depends on the situation.
I'm not brave at all.
I am brave to the point of insanity.
I am very brave.

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What do you if you are lost in the woods?
I'd build a shelter.
I'd chill out and wait for someone to find me.
I'd kill a bear with my bare hands and eat it.
I'd find my way out of course.

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Do you win a lot when you gamble?
Not really.
Yeah, I do.
No, I always lose.
Gambling is for idiots.

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Do people you know think of you as disciplined?
Somewhat.
Not really.
Not at all.
Very much so.

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Do you follow rules?
If they make sense.
Usually.
Not if I can help it.
Always.

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Do your friends consider you impulsive?
Not really.
Maybe a little.
Totally.
Not at all.

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Would people call you consistent?
I think so.
Probably not.
No way.
Of course.

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Have you ever dropped out of school?
No, but I have thought of it.
Yes, but I went back.
Yes.
No way.

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Are you a natural leader?
Kind of, but I like to lay low.
Not really.
Not at all.
Certainly.

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Would your friends describe you as courageous?
Probably not.
Nope.
Yes, I am brave to the point of insanity.
Very much so.

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Would you run into a burning building to save a stranger?
I would think about it, but no.
No. Are you kidding?
Without hesitation.
I would hesitate, but I would go in.

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Are you good with technology?
Yes, I am excellent with it.
I am okay.
Not at all.
Not really.

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Are you motivated for success?
For the most part.
Sometimes.
Nope.
Yes.

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What are you up to on an average Friday night?
I'm messing around on the computer.
I'm chilling on the couch.
I'm partying.
I'm working out.

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Do you believe in fate?
No, I am more of a science guy.
Totally.
Not at all.
Maybe.

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Are there things that you are way better at than most people you know?
Yes, all sorts of them.
I don't think so.
No, but who cares?
Yes, there are some.

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If you can't figure out a puzzle, what do you do?
I always can figure out puzzles.
I work at it for a while, then give up.
I give up immediately.
I keep working at it.

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Have you ever skydived or bungee jumped?
No, but I have thought of it.
No way.
Yes, more than once.
Yes, once.

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Would you say that you are focused on safety when you do things?
For the most part.
I guess.
Not at all.
Yes.

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How often do you worry about death?
I worry about death a lot.
I don't worry about death much.
I don't worry about death at all.
I sometimes worry about death.

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Would you leave someone behind to save yourself?
Probably.
Maybe.
I don't think so.
Never!

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If you have an enemy, how do you defeat them?
I outsmart them.
I charm them.
I run right at them swinging my fists and screaming.
By being stronger than them.

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Do you have the ability to relax?
Usually.
Yes.
No, I am always wound up.
Rarely.

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Could you see yourself as an officer in the military?
Probably.
Probably not.
No way.
Certainly.

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What sport would you like to be a professional at?
Baseball
Basketball.
MMA.
Football.

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How do you flirt?
I flirt with my intellect.
I don't, I just wait for them to come to me.
I just hit on a lot of people constantly.
I flirt by being the strong silent type.

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