Pretend to Be a Cowboy and We'll Guess Which Truck You Own

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Pretend to Be a Cowboy and We'll Guess Which Truck You Own
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About This Quiz

Get your lassos ready because you're going to need them for this quiz! Let's live out your childhood fantasy of being a cowboy. Do you wax your truck more than you brush your horse? Once we see your skills in the saddle, we'll be able to make an accurate guess about the type of truck that you own. 

Trek around the ranch with us tending to the animals. You might be able to wrestle a steer in under five seconds, but can you round up a group of hungry chickens without losing your mind? Being a cowboy involves far more than riding a horse around the plains while herding cattle. 

Cowboys have all sorts of skills that might break those of us that consider our cubicles our own little farms. From building fences to fixing the ranch's equipment, cowboys are a tough and rare breed. The way you handle yourself in chaps will go a long way towards knowing what truck you drive.

Dust off your spurs and shine up your boots. Getting in character might unnerve your neighbors a little, but you'll be in the perfect mindset to answer each question like you were hanging out around the Bonanza ranch. Let's giddy-up and go!

Have you ever ridden a horse?
I have ridden a pony at the fair.
I frequently ride horses.
I have never been on a horse.
I have ridden a few times.

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Could you help a cow give birth?
I'm up for the job.
I would try, but I might pass out.
No, thank you.
I would need to see someone do it first.

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Do you own any cowboy boots?
I own one pair.
I used to have a pair.
I have a few pair.
I would love to get a pair.

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How would you rate your lassoing skills?
Fair
Good
Great
I've never touched a lasso.

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What is your favorite thing to do around the campfire?
I like to tell ghost stories.
I like to get some sleep.
I like to make s'mores.
I like to drink beer.

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What farm animal do you think you could handle the best?
Bulls
Sheep
Chickens
Pigs

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Do you like going camping?
I love sleeping under the stars.
It's okay.
I'm good with RV camping.
I love getting back to nature.

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What would you try to cook over an open flame?
Hot dogs
Pot roast
Bean soup
Eggs

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Which John Wayne movie do you like most?
"El Dorado"
"Rio Bravo"
"True Grit"
"Stagecoach"

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Which kind of cowboy hat would you rock?
Gambler
Brick
Tom Mix
Open Crown

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Would you wear spurs?
You bet I would!
They look uncomfortable.
I would, but only so they could make that sound when I walk in the saloon.
I would give them a try.

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What would you order at the local watering hole?
Beer
Water
Whiskey
Brandy

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Which state would you most like to be a cowboy in?
Montana
North Dakota
Idaho
Oklahoma

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How would you handle an angry bull?
I would give him a tranquilizer.
I would lasso him.
I would corner him and jump on his back.
I would run away screaming for my mom.

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What kind of cowboy shirt would you rock?
I would rock a red flannel.
I could rock a button down with silver snaps.
I would rock a western style shirt.
I would rock what I'm wearing right now.

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What would your cowboy boots be made from?
Leather
Snake skin
Alligator skin
Ostrich skin

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What would you name your horse?
Lucky
Trigger
Smokey
Sam

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Could you change your horse's horseshoes?
I would leave it to the professionals.
I'm sure I could learn.
I wouldn't have the stomach for it.
I would give it a try.

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Which cowboy song do you like most?
"Ghost Riders in the Sky"
"Happy Trails"
"Back in the Saddle"
"The Streets of Laredo"

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Have you ever milked a cow?
I milked a goat once.
I have milked plenty of cows.
I have never milked a cow.
I milked a cow when I was young.

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What would you use to cushion the blow between your bottom and the saddle?
I would take a pillow.
I would tough it out.
I would use a saddle blanket.
I would stick to driving my truck.

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What snack would you take on the trail with you?
Beef jerky
Peanuts
Granola
Potato chips

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Which ranch duty would you like the least?
I wouldn't like helping cows give birth.
I wouldn't like slaughtering animals.
I wouldn't like having to endure the elements.
I wouldn't like having to feed chickens.

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What kind of jacket would you wear while working?
Leather jacket
Carhart's coat
Denim jacket
I would't need a jacket.

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Are you good at chopping firewood?
I could handle it.
They have machines for that now.
I'm great with a chainsaw.
I'm good with an ax.

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Which ranch animal do you think is most frightening?
Barn owls
Llamas
Angry bulls
Geese

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How many seconds could you ride a bull?
7 seconds
2 seconds
5 seconds
21 seconds

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Would you prefer to be a rodeo clown or a cowboy?
I can be both.
I would prefer to be a cowboy.
I would be a better rodeo clown.
I think both would be interesting.

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How rugged do you think you are?
I'm mostly rugged.
I think I'm average in that department.
I am extremely rugged.
I think I'm a little more rugged than average.

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Where would you take someone on a cowboy date?
I would take a date to the local saloon.
I would take a date camping.
I would take a date horseback riding.
I would take a date to round up cattle.

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