Guys: Can We Guess if You're a Boob Man or a Butt Man?

By: Kennita Leon
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Guys: Can We Guess if You're a Boob Man or a Butt Man?
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About This Quiz

Hey guys! When it comes to being attracted to the opposite or same sex, there are certain things that you look for. And we're not trying to be too deep here. We're talking about that good 'ol physical first impression. Sure there's a nice small, beautiful hair and long legs, but let's move past that. When you see someone that attracts you, is it because of their boobs, their butt, both, or something more? We want to find out what that is. 

And chances are that you already know what it is that you like. We're not here to tell you that unless you really don't know. What we want to do is to test whether or not we can get your boob or butt preferences right with our quiz. We're going to ask you a few questions about just what it is that you like sinking your hands into, among other things. And based on your answers, we're going to guess your preference. Now, don't be afraid to be completely honest. After all, no one's watching or judging your decisions.

So, if you want to test just how great we are at guessing what you love on a woman (or man), go ahead and get started on this quiz!

What's your current relationship status?
Married
In a relationship
It's complicated
Single

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How tall or short do you like your women?
5 foot 2 or shorter
Between 5 foot 2 and 5 foot 9
5 foot 10 or taller
Height doesn't matter to me

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Which body shape do you prefer?
Rectangle
Apple
Pear
Hourglass

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Don't be shy. What size boobs do you prefer?
I don't care
An A or B cup
A C cup or larger
I love them all, trust me

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Usually, what shape boobs gets your heart racing?
Teardrop
Round
Side set
Bell shape

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How do you feel about breast implants?
I'm not very fond of them
I am a big fan
I don't really have an opinion
I like them fake, I like them real

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What is your stance on the female buttock?
Isn't there more to life?
They're okay
They're God's gift to mankind
They're pretty awesome

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How true is this statement? "I like big butts and I cannot lie!"
It's kinda true
It's not exactly true
It's my entire truth
It's very true

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We asked about the fake boobs now it's time for the fake butts. Would you date a girl with butt implants?
No, I wouldn't
Let me get back to you about that
Why not?
Only if they don't look ridiculous

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Who wins the crown between boobs and butts?
None of them
Boobs all the way
Butts rule
Why can't they both win?

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Besides the boobs and the butt, what's the next physical thing you look for?
Beautiful eyes
Nice hands
Long legs
Full lips

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What color eyes get you every time?
Green
Blue/Grey
Brown
Hazel

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Besides a woman's body, what's her sexiest quality?
Intelligence
Independence
Personality
The way she carries herself

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What kind of personality do you prefer?
Mature
Flirty
Sassy
A mix of all of the above

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On a scale of one to four where one is the least and four is the most, how important is the physical to you?
1
2
3
4

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Would you ever date a girl with a banging body longer than you should just because she looks great?
No
Maybe
Yes
I do it all the time

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Now tell us a bit about yourself. Which of these words best describes you?
Kind
Adventurous
Passionate
Down to earth

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Which of these deadly sins are you guiltiest of?
Greed
Pride
Wrath
Lust

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Which of these qualities do you wish you had more of?
Ambition
Kindness
Patience
Optimism

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What were you like in high school?
Quiet
A clown
Suave
Loud

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What's your highest level of education?
Masters or higher
Bachelor's degree
Associate's degree
High school diploma

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Do you enjoy what you do for a living?
I love my job!
It's okay
I hate it
Not really, but it pays the bills

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How important is money to you?
Incredibly important
Somewhat importnat
Very important
Not that important

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What do you like doing to relax?
Working out
Sleeping
Watching TV
Hanging out with friends

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Are you a very social person?
Not really
When I want to be
I would say that
Maybe too social

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Are you a good dancer?
I'm horrible
I can use some work
I'm great
I'm ok

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How often do you order out?
Rarely
Sometimes
Most times
All the time

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Which of these desserts is your favorite?
Fruits
Chocolate
Cake
I like a bit of everything

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Which of these countries are you most likely to vacation in?
Japan
Spain
Kenya
Jamaica

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How happy are you with your life right now?
I'm damn near miserable
I could be happier
I'm pretty happy
I love my life

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